Kid in my class: Hey, wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Kid: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out. OMg!
Teacher: oh, that's funny!
Teacher: ...except it'd be MgO. So it's wrong.
3ridan: the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX), the author of...
The new chair of the House of Representatives science committee has drafted a bill that, in effect, would replace peer review at the National Science Foundation (NSF) with a set of funding criteria chosen by Congress. The legislation, being worked up by Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX), represents the latest—and bluntest—attack on NSF by congressional Republicans seeking to halt what they...
police officer: good evening do you know why we pulled you over
police officer: It's because you're a fucking nerd
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– Anonymous (via sadexistences)
heathyr: there’s nothing more disappointing than falling in love with someone’s work and then finding out that the creator is a complete douchebag
If you aren’t blaring rock music while doing your lab calculations, you’re doing it wrong.
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01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04: Your views on religion.
05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09: How you hope your future will be like.
10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12: Bullet your whole day.
13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14: Your earliest memory.
15: Your favorite tumblrs.
16: Your views on mainstream music.
17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
18: Your beliefs.
19: Disrespecting your parents.
20: How important you think education is.
21: One of your favorite shows.
22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23: Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
26: What kind of person attracts you.
27: A problem that you have had.
28: Something that you miss.
29: Goals for the next 30 days.
30: Your highs and lows of this month.
I'm so fucking bored please.
majesticjackfrost: DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
Please don't get tired of me.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.
methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about
Don’t judge someone’s attitude until you’ve felt their pain.– Kendrick Lamar (via metalliod)
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.” Pff… MILITARY TIME.
Okay, I’ll be honest: I was watching Supernatural the other day because it was on T.V. and I was bored. And it was great. I loved it. And that scares me— Because I don’t have the time for T.V. shows! Then Bones was on. I love that show.
herrschtick: the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it Finally! Someone understands me.
I don’t know what kind of conversion factors they gave you. But I worked out a few of the problems. For 2.44 mol glucose, and the problem with 0.463 mol Nacl. Uhh, forgot to pound out the numbers for the second one. It comes out as 4.5 tsp of Nacl. I looked it up and there’s about 0.0022 lb per 1 gram. And there’s about 6 grams of Nacl per 1 tsp of Nacl. [...
i wanted some help with my chemistry homework
hygienequeen: liars this was “the board” and it had nothing to do with what i had asked lol then i disconnected and it redirected me to this I still don’t know what the drawbacks to Arrhenius’ definitions are (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ If you still wanna know the answer: The Arrhenius definition of acids/bases is limited because the definitions are based on the concentration of H+ and (OH)-. ...
singthesoulaway: clapping is so weird like who decided they were going to smack their hands together to indicate praise
WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE THEY WILL LIKE YOU BACK
aeoliun asked: Answer the Fibonacci numbered questions
1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
-points at questions- Please guys? Pleeeeeeeaase.
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” People are confusing.