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how to keep seabears away
- no playing the clarinet.
- Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.)
- Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
- Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.)
- Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
- Or clown shoes.
- Or a hoop skirt.
- And never
- SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE