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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Teacher: *Hands out homework*
Me: I don't... Like being handed things.
You make me feel light-headed, like I’m floating around the room.
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Me: hiii
Friend: Bonjour.
Me: Aloha
Friend: Hallo
Me: hola
Friend: konnichiwa
Me: Ellohay
Friend: ello ello ello
Me: ello jello
Me: ello poppet
Friend: oohhh good one
Me: Uhmmmm
Me: YO. I didnt use yo yet. Or hey
Friend: Greetings
Me: or whats up
Friend: G'day
Me: or good evening my dear
Friend: Mornin'
Me: lol
Friend: Top 'o the mornin' to ya, lass
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Traffic in the Chinese coastal city of Taizhou is brought to a standstill when 70-year-old Hong Minshun takes his 5,000 ducks for a walk.
Hong says that regular exercise to reach a nearby feeding pond is necessary to keep his ducks fit and healthy.
Drivers and passers by are amazed by the discipline of the ducks.
what
I want to be that glorious old man
Why does he need that many ducks
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but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula
some thugs just want to watch the world learn
(Source: cremitapalacara)
While cleaning my room I found my sketch for this hovercraft I made a couple terms ago. Then I found the notes that I took in the progress of building it. Some of it is really funny. XD
In one part I soldered the wires in the wrong direction so the air went up instead of down… xD
And another part I burned myself with the solder iron. (I’m not very sure why I recorded that.)
And I had nearly electrocuted myself when using the wrong spare plug in because it could not contain all of that power.
Aren’t I great?
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
“Wait. I’m not a medical doctor.”
(Source: cobrall)
How to make a sandwich in almost every Tales game.
Wow, never mess around with the equations they show you. I kept plugging one equation into another to see if I could find different useful equations for certain scenarios and in one of them I got infinity in a special case scenario. And I threw my pen.
What I am doing: Obsessing over star trek.
What I should be doing: Chemistry.
Both of them just interest me so much it’s creating internal conflict. But I should be responsible, right?
(Source: playingjumpropewithlife)
(Source: myawesomepagee)
