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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via loveyourchaos)
(Source: larmoyante)
Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
Me: WOAH
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: NO
Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
Me: THEY'LL KNOW
Me: I WEAR A BRA
Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
Math professor, last Friday: Email me when you finish sections 2.1 - 2.3 so you can take the quiz by next Friday at the latest.
Me, Monday: Finished!
Tuesday: ...
Wednesday: ...?
Thursday: ......
Friday: .........
Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
When I'm with people I don't know:
What's up? Ah, nothing. I played video games, did homework, exercised, walked.
When I'm with my friends:
Did you know that if you take the genetic information out of cells they divide but never specialize? Did you know your brain will fire in the exact same way as a person your watching as if you're doing that action too? I wonder if we will ever have a civilization in space someday. Did you know of this species? Oh, do you know what makes a planet habitable to carbon life forms? Let's talk about philosophy. Anyway, I like doing math. Did you know you can explain pretty much any natural phenomenon with math? I like the chaos theory. Superconductivity is very interesting. I hope I live to see the future technologies they're talking about.
every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 6PM no excuses this is ridiculous
4 AM: well fuck
Had Beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady GagaBeen in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.Been pregnant.
Swam in the ocean.
Camped out
Wore a bikini.Driven a car
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.Failed a class.
Failed a test.Got worse than a D
Went Summer school.
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.
Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity.
worn makeupLied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery.
Self harmed.
Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight.
Lost something very valuable.Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
Broken a bone.Gotten stung by a bee
Eaten something bad/expired.
Thrown up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
Owned an ipod.Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.( Vacation..? )
Moved out.Ran away.
Had food poisoning.
Had a job.
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.
Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.Been to Church.
Been to Canada.Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass.( Accident )Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.Wish you were somebody else.
Kissed someone.
